Damn,
these were fun!
Back in the late
70's and through most of the 80's I used to attend a whole bunch of
science
fiction conventions. If you've never been to one - a good one -
then
you don't know what you're missing. If you're a fan of science
fiction
or fantasy writings, movies, TV shows, merchandise, or of authors or
other
sci-fi folk, then coming to a SF convention is all but mandatory.
I discovered this scene shortly after I really started getting in to
reading
science fiction books in a major way. The movie Star Wars also
helped
a lot in the late 70's as it added a whole lot of zing to the genre in
general.
I attended my first
convention (or "Con") back in early 1980. My last year of high
school.
Me and my buddies, Bill & Mark, decided to go to BoskLone
in February of that year. That, being the one they held out in Danvers and not their usual ones they put on downtown in Boston proper. We also decided to go as something
special.
Something that I came up with. We went as Space Marines!
United
States Space Marines to be specific. Attending these events in
costume
was something that was actually encouraged and we needed little of that
to have some fun on our own.
I sold the guys on
the concept of the Space Marines and that, to be truly unique, the
Space
Marines would be wearing camouflage uniforms appropriate to their alien
environments. As the US Marines do most of their fighting here on
Earth (that we know of at least) their camo reflects this with its
browns,
and greens. We decided to base our Space Marines on a recently
terraformed
Mars. That meant that our uniforms had to be camouflaged for that
environment. That meant that they had to be red!
Well, that's what
we tried in any event. We had bought some army fatigues from an
army
surplus store with the intent of using red dye to color them the way we
wanted. Well, no such luck. The Army was too effective in
coloring
their clothing green for us to change it. We tried everything we
could think of. We first tried dying the uniforms in the red dye
and that didn't work. Then we tried bleaching the green out of
the
uniforms - we even left them overnight in buckets of undiluted
bleach.
That didn't work either. We even thought to spray paint our
uniforms
red. In the end though we went with a set of standard army green
fatigues. We did, however all have matching maroon red berets and
had also made up name & service tapes to sew on our uniforms.
That and our guns.
Bill and Mark worked
at a golf course in Reading, Massachusetts, and had access to the
shop's
lathe. So Bill worked up a set of "laser pistols" combining a bit
of PVC tube, some hollowed through checkers, handles from squirt gun
Lugers,
and then turning a bit of Lucite for the laser "emitter." The
tube
was just big enough for a D cell battery and he rigged a simple press
switch
in the handle. The things lit up really cool! On top of
this
he also made a "laser rifle." That was a four foot long six inch
diameter bit of PVC piping with a emergency strobe light at one
end.
That was our "big gun."
We all got to the
Con, checked in to it, checked in to our rooms, put on our uniforms and
then went in to action!
One of the invariable
truths at science fiction conventions is that there are never enough
elevators
to handle the crowd of attendees. This is so much the case that
someone
turned the phrase: "Beam me up Scotty - the elevators don't
work!"
In most cases it makes more sense, and takes less time, to use the
stairs
if all you are wanting to do is go up a few floors. Going down it
is almost always smarter and faster to take the stairs no matter how
many
stories below is your destination. Well, even though this was our
first convention, we found this out fast. And we turned it to our
advantage!
In our combat uniforms
and armed with our laser pistols and backed up by our heavy laser
rifle,
we would "take the stairs." We would assume the proper position
before
opening the door; one of us on either side of the door and the third in
front of it and all of us with our weapons at the ready. Then
we'd
pop open the door and "surveille the area." With the immediate
landing
clear, we'd perform a "bounding overwatch" maneuver where one of us
would
pop in to the stairwell and immediately take up a position to provide
covering
fire for the other guy who would pop in and run to the next position to
provide cover for the last of our buddies as he ran to the next
covering
position. And so on.
Damn, that was fun!
Totally absurd, completely
silly, and well beneath the dignity of most adults. Hell, it was
well beneath the dignity of most teens then too! We didn't care
though.
We were Space Marines! And we were having a blast!
The next two years
I was the only one who came back in a uniform. We still had fun
though.
The year after that,
I decided to do something different. I decided to try creating a
uniform from scratch. I was pretty good with my hands and adapted
some sewing patterns to do what I had in mind. I spent hours at
this
over my Freshman Year Xmas Holiday Break sewing my creation. My
intent
was to dye it after I had sewn it for I didn't think the pattern marks
would show up. I had been looking for a cotton fabric that was
close
to the weight and weave of existing army fatigues as I wanted this
uniform
to look as realistic as possible. Aside from it being a very red
red in color. I had told the shopkeeper my needs and he assured
me
that the cotton/ poly blend fabric he had on hand would take dye
perfectly.
Well, he lied. The rotten git. It didn't take dye well at
all.
No matter what I tried it didn't take. The most I got was a
rather
pink shade of red. Corral was what my mom called it.
Corral.
Great. Like any self respecting Space Marine would be caught dead
in a Corral uniform! So, that year's effort was a complete
wash.
Not the next year's though.
The next year I got
100% cotton fabric and I dyed it before I put one stitch into it.
That did the trick. Nice and rust red is what I came up
with.
Then I set to work making my new uniform. I went out and got new
patterns and had at it. I wanted the fit to be a bit snug (this
_was_
the early 80's and I _was_ a young gay man) so I cut the pattern size
to
be snug. I thought that dropping it down two full sizes would
just
mean it fit a bit more snugly. My mistake. Doing that meant
that my pants were tight. Very tight. Shoehorn them on and
remove them with paint thinner tight. I had no choice. I
only
had time to make them over school break and the Boskone always happens
in February. I dealt with it. Without too much trouble.
The uniform was a
big hit that year. The next year I upped the ante by showing up
in
camouflage - Martian camouflage. I had met a dancer from the road
cast of "Cat's" that was playing that summer in DC. He showed me
how to use greasepaint to achieve the desired effect. The first
time
I did that was at a small "them" convention out in Maryland.
Called
"PhoenixCon" it was all about the short lived TV series "The
Phoenix."
PhoenixCon
I don't think the
show lasted even a full season on TV. It really was that
bad.
The most it had going for it was Judson Scott in skin tight blue jeans
running around taking off his shirt so that his character, The Phoenix,
could "draw his energy from the sun." Uh huh. Right.
I was just coming out at that time and even I knew cheesy beefcake when
I saw it - which was as often as I could get in front of a TV when the
show was on!
That little convention
was a real hoot. Sometimes the smaller ones like that make up for
in spirit what they lack in everything else. That year's little
event
was just such an event. The costume contest (or Masquerade as
it's
called) was a high point of the weekend. I got done up in full
kit
greasepaint and had at it.
Of course I couldn't
put on my greasepaint as well as Willy did. But then, Willy had
to
do his own face every performance and he was a pro. I was but a
mere
amateur at this and it showed.
However, it was also
a lot of fun!
I made quite the
splash in my uniform and camouflage face paint. Even if I did walk
the wrong way off the stage.
I also learned a
great deal about greasepaint. The biggest point is that it is a
true
pain to remove. That stuff is like glue and will stick deep
inside
your skin. I was glad that I was at a hotel where I didn't have
to
pay for the entire roll of toilet tissue I used in their lobby bathroom
to wipe off that gunk. Even then I was still scrubbing
greasepaint
out of my pores for a week afterwards!
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Ah
the joys of self photography!
This is a shot of
me in the hotel lobby rest room at PhoenixCon just before I began
scrapping
away all that greasepaint gunk.
Not only did that
stuff stick deep in my pores it also got into the fabric of the uniform
as well. That was a real pain to clean out. But then, no
one
ever said that fashion was easy!
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The
Kids
This shot is a real
trip. This is one of the things I really like about these
events.
For most of the folks who attend them there is no wrong way to do
it.
These two likely lads are a case in point. It was very obvious
that
these two kids had made up their own costume, had gotten mom to help
out,
and were just there having a good time. And more power to them!
I thought these two
munchkins were fantastic. Great creativity and great originality
and great chutzpah as well. They were fun to watch as they had
fun
at the Con.
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The
MAN
He is what it was
all about. Mr. Phoenix himself, Judson Scott. Here I
demonstrated
my skills as a dedicated amateur photographer by coming up with a
nicely
blurred shot of the man as he was signing his autograph. I'm not
sure it was for me as it could have been for some other adoring fan.
Aside from his notable
appearance in the Phoenix, the good Mr. Scott has done a lot of other
work
over the years. He has been a long time daytime soap opera
star.
He's also made a string of B movies and was even in "The Wrath of Khan"
where he played the character Joachim. I believe that Joachim was
supposed to be Khan's son or something like that. In any event I
thought that he was sexy as hell there too. Being paired with
Ricardo
Montablan didn't hurt the eyes either!
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Other
Cons and Other Times
In the years that
followed PhoenixCon I kept on going to other conventions in addition to
my yearly pilgrimage to Boston to attend Boskone. Mainly I hit up
the more notable Cons in my area. I made it up to Philadelphia
for PhilCon for several
years as well
as over to Baltimore for BaltiCon.
I even made it across the mighty Potomac on New Year's Day to catch the
remainder of EveCon.
All of this was a lot of fun and I got a chance to hang with a really
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gang of friends.

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The Gang!
Standing with me
are Cutter, Strider and Jerry. I can't remember the name of the
lad
off to the left but I do remember he did a real nice Geisha girl in
full
kimono. Cutter lives in in New Hampshire, Strider livedsn
Boston,
and Jerry is still in the DC area. I met Jerry playing social
volleyball
with DC Sports. The rest of
met at Cons. Such was the state of affairs that Cutter &
Strider's
driving down to Maryland for a weekend's event was no big deal.
These
guys were a lot of fun to hang with and we really enjoyed exploring our
sexuality in the supportive world provided by the Cons.
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The
Prom
It was at one of
the Maryland Cons that the organizers held a "prom dance" each
year.
This particular year we decided to all dress up for it. It helped
that there was a tux rental place across the street.
I was playing with
Strider at the time so we decided to wear matching outfits and chose a
cummerbund to match my beret.
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Stylin'
Dudes!
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The
Space Marines Return!
Actually, I never
left. I did, however, get better at it. I also discovered
something
aside from greasepaint.
AcquaColor
was the stuff I found. It is a water based stage makeup line of
products.
It covers about as well as greasepaint but it comes off a whole lot
easier.
You can actually wash it off with just plain ol' soap and
water.
This stuff was a
major improvement in my Space Marine days. I made good use of it
too.
I think this particular
shot was from a Boskone but I'm not sure of it. If you look
carefully
though you'll see that my pants no longer match the same shade of red
as
my shirt. Close but not exact.
This is because I
decided that the skin tight pants just were too much to try and wear
even
but once a year. So, I made a new pair. I went out and got
new patterns and went to work. What I did not realize was
that
I was using a "European" pattern for the pants. European patterns
do not include and allowance for the seams. You are supposed to
do
that yourself. I didn't know this, so I didn't. That meant
that the already snug pants became exceptionally tight ones. Too
tight in fact. I eventually had to put an expansion strip in each
leg to be able to even pull the things on!
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The
Modern Space Marines
The years passed
and I kept updating my outfit. My hair was getting rather long at
the time too. I think I had it in what today would be called a
mullet
but back then was known as a "soccer cut" after so many international
soccer
players adopted it. In any event I liked the length.
I now also had a
full set up of black ALICE
gear and had pretty well developed things. I liked the touch
of the old Oakley sunglasses.
Those things really looked cool and futuristic.
Doing the camo on
my arms really helped complete the look.
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Yeah,
we had some fun!
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Space
Marine and the Lambda Warrior!
That's my boyfriend
at the time, Aaron, there on my left. He had tagged along to this
particular convention and came up with his little costume on the spur
of
the moment.
If you've a nice
enough body you really can get away with just about anything. His
"outfit" is proof enough of that.
Aaron did a lot of
aerobics and had hit the weights pretty well and it showed.
He decided to call
himself "The Lambda Warrior" so as to fit in with the military/ post
apocalyptic
them Cutter and I had running in our outfits. What they hell, it
was fun so it worked.
I also liked the
reactions I got from this particular camouflage paint job. The
facial
stuff, the red and black coloring, the Longhair, the beret and the
whites
of my eyes standing out from the red of my face really made a striking
impression on folks.
At one convention
a guy rounded the corner and came upon me unexpectedly. He was
set
back a pace and said I looked like "Hot
screaming death!" Not bad. My predatory smiling
probably
didn't help ease his fears one bit. Too bad!
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If you look closely
at the insignia on my left chest you can see a pink triangle gay symbol
and although you can't make it out, little round thing above the
"spaceborne"
wings is a metal enameled lambda pin. I figured that since this
was
supposed to be in the future and since it was my own creation that I
could
then give myself any award I wanted to for being a gay man. So
there!
This also shows to
better effect the results of the camouflage face paint.
That little bright
spot on my right ear is a sterling silver lambda ear cuff. I had
yet to get my ears pierced so this was about it as far as I was
concerned.
All in all I was flaggin' pretty bluntly.
Hanging with the
rest of the guys was pretty cool as well. Occasionally we would
hear
some mutterings from someone about the presence of gays at the
convention.
Me and the guys would then all get up and surround the ill mannered
bigot
in unison and ask him to expound upon his views. That was an
empowering
thing for all of us and an educational thing for those ill mannered few.
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The
Aftermath
One of the other
things we did at these conventions was party. During the evenings
it became the standard sport of all the convention attendees to wander
from floor to floor searching out the rooms with the best
parties.
"Best party" meant either free booze or good sex. A really great
party had plenty of both. It was a lot of fun to get blotto'd
at these events because you could always crawl back to your room and
sleep
it off. Also, if you overdid it as I did once, the hotels all
came
with really spiffy and clean porcelain gods at which you could worship.
Here on the left
you can see the aftermath of one such night's party crawling. I
think
this one is from a con out in the Baltimore suburbs. The place it
was in was only two stories tall so that made the crawling much
easier.
And safer too! A good thing that, for as you can see in this
shot,
crawling was about all I was able to do at this point!
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More
good folks
By now you should
recognize Cutter and Jerry. This picture was taken fairly early
in
the evening and before the party in our room got its start.
In short order just
about everyone here had some sort of thing painted on their foreheads
as
it suddenly became all the rage that night in our room.
I, of course, did
not partake of such juvenile foolery. No, not me. Instead,
I already had my whole face painted!
That white boy with
the surprised look on his face in the back row is Terry. He was a
pretty cool guy. He was in the Army at the time and had a really
mature attitude about it all. While that attitude was mature I
think
it also gave his CO's absolute fits. It really didn't help things
that he was smarter by half than most of them.
Later that evening,
after the party had wound down, after I - even in my drunken stupor -
had
managed to scrape off my camo, and after we had pulled the mattresses
off
of the box springs so that more of us had something to sleep on (I think
we had something approaching sixteen folks in that two bed size hotel
room)
I decided that it was time to crawl into bed.
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Remember what I
said earlier about only being able to crawl? Well I proved it
that
night. As I stumbled over to my "bed"
(actually I got to share one of the box springs with Aaron) I managed to
actually step on poor Terry's head. Of course he made note of
this;
"Hey, you just stepped on my head!" To which I replied "Well, you
shouldn't have put it there!" Of course, I remember none of this
as it was all related to me the next morning as we desperately tried to
metabolize off our hangovers. So, it might not be true after
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In the years since
this I have gotten away from going to science fiction
conventions.
I moved from DC to Atlanta but wasn't there long enough to attend but
one
local con. Then I moved off to San Diego. Out here there
may
be a good convention scene but I don't know of it. The only local
con that I've been to is ConDor
and that was really, really lame.
For many years after I moved I was too damn poor to make that
pilgrimage
back to Boston each February for Boskone. Over time that gang of
friends of mine have scattered to the winds as time is wont to do to
such
folk. I'm still in touch with Cutter and try and look him up
whenever
I'm back in Beantown.
But that isn't very often.
Back in 2004 I did attend a "Gaylaxicon" that was held in San Diego.
That was a fun event but it was also a "one-off" thing as they
weren't held regularly and were also held in different cities when they
were held. So, I'm left with
these memories of those times. I'm happy with that for they were
good times and they are good memories.
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